Welcome to HAIKUUUUUU BATERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

(The First Volley)

Wolf:I murdered a man/He had a wife and two kids/I slept peacefully.


E: Grind the flint and flash/the cherry lights up the room/murder scene in five.

(I thought it was Said and done, but no. He returned for more, the initial skirmish had piqued his intrest.)

E: A peel of thunder / smoke pours from the gun barrel / I'm already gone.

(I could not let that go unanswered, so the cry went up "LAY ON!" ...so we did.)


Wolf:I go out to lunch/Waitress says they have no soup/ "Bitch, say what?" Backhand.

E: My rage is awesome / dinner rolls with no butter? / Flatwear, incoming.

Wolf: My sword drips with blood/when I come here, they die/battleground deathsong.

E: crash of waves heralds / Swift wind, the rain in sheets / I am like the storm.

Wolf: A knight, a bandit. / Two men of the sword engage, / Steel flashes through flesh.

E: The thief in the night / Burgler of affections / A rose, the lock pick.

Wolf: What is Manliness? / Lumberjack punching Santa. / Like a dumb lil' bitch.

E: In the ramen stall / Morning realization / Tokyo rainstorm.

(Agreed upon break for Work yes, for both combatants. The sturggle was resumed some time later, in the presence of a onlooker.)


E: When all the dead walk / I shall wait at the worlds end / Shotgun and cold beer.

Wolf: How many of them,/the warrior asks his brother/can we send to hell?

E: Word smith yoda is / speak backwards he often does / Shit himself.. mind trick?

Wolf: Oceanic Crime/The Jurors All cast their vote./Death to the Seamonkey

E: SAMUEL L. JACKSON / His name takes up the first line / for he is awesome.

(I thought that was his attack, but I was wrong, he had rolled a 20 on initiative, it was a double attack)

A JEDI HE IS / THIS HAIKU, A TWO PARTER / PWNSAUCE, I JUST MADE.

(note, the Yoda Speak.)

Wolf: Fucking Haliphax/Thinks he is so goddamn cool./BOOM headshot. Game over.

(Serenity Valley Baby. E is the Mal.)

E: Defeat tastes like sauce / pwnsauce infact, which tastes great / over wheat noodles.

(Or IS it?)

Wolf: Spartan, Pirate, Knight/Fun to pretend, like Haiku/DAMN OVEN TIMER!

(Small interlude, for the Bread.)

E: CARDBOARD SAMURAI / BLADE OF PAPER WILL OF STEEL / BAGUETTE NINJA DIES