PL: keep all choice phrases inside the envelope or wrapping paper until i move out.
thanks,
~ the management

E: Your -mom- is a choice phrase.

PL: we're irish. everything is a choice phrase to us.

AF: I knew there was a reason I loved the Irish.

Li: Your mom has a reason to love the Irish.

E: YOUR MOM IS THE LOVE OF THE IRISH, AND SHE SMELLS OF ELDERBERRY.
(The capslock adds +1 to win.)

Li: Your mom gave me +1 to win.
...ok. I officially made that not funny anymore.

AF: I don't know. I laughed :P

PL: Yo mama don't know... what she did with her panties!
Oh! SNAP!
I laughed. A fly buzzed. And I died in the arms of Emily Dickinson.
Yo mama was jealous.

Li: I think we just got "ENGLISH MAJOR'D!"

PL: the rarest form of insult... perhaps because no one but the art history major more than vaguely comprehends the lot of blathering idiots.
owned, with an O people... with a motherfucking o.
lol

Li: Just you wait. I'm going to come up with a physics-themed insult that will blow your mind, not that you'd understand it, you liberal-arts major lepton.

E: E = MC_SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oh. That's right. Theory of WTFPWNEDativity.

PL: not funny like haha... but funny like i told you so:
i'm taking a physics course right now... and we just watched a documentary on einstein, e=mc_stfu, and project manhattan.

AF: I guess that takes the physics themed insults out of the question. And programming themed insults.

We can come up with a Math themed insult. That's right. The sacred halls of Math are so obscure that not even the physicists or engineers would get it. I mean, can you believe that the Chair of Mechanical Engineering doesn't even know what a Klein bottle is?

Also, biology themed insults.

E: Your mom is a homeostasis, and your father has book lungs.