The Law of Conservation of Awesome states that:
1) Awesome can be neither created nor destroyed, only transported and transformed.
2) Therefore, when any action generates a field of awesome, that power must be siphoned from another source.
3) Therefore, every time Samuel L. Jackson makes a movie, a penguin must die.
4) Therefore, every time George W. Bush makes a speech, five penguins are spawned.
Conclusion: Penguins horde a cache of Awesome, perhaps our planet's most precious natural resource. They are the profiteers and price-gougers of the culture wars, and must be stopped at all cost. Spread the word. Penguins = Evil.
Learn More:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZmx0jml1jk
About the picture: "This is Pedro. He is a Major drug lord from Mexico. He is Lethal. DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM. He will shoot you. Have a nice day." -Wolfie
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