AF: I was just going through chat logs, and I saw this: E: No matter what Li says, I totally love you more than a pony and a plastic rocket.
I wonder why I never got it at the time you sent it. Anyway, I'm curious. What did Li say?
E: hahaha
I don't remember. It had something to do with you popping out of a cake.
AF: oh!
haha
E: And me going "But it's not a pony and a rocket ship."
OH
I asked what she got me for my birthday.
AF: and she said cake?
E: She said you.
Coming out of a cake.
Nekkid.
words would not accurately describe my happiness.
AF: haha
Oh god
I am totally ignorant of this
totally
maybe she had a clone me
:P
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Welcome to HAIKUUUUUU BATERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
(The First Volley)
Wolf:I murdered a man/He had a wife and two kids/I slept peacefully.
E: Grind the flint and flash/the cherry lights up the room/murder scene in five.
(I thought it was Said and done, but no. He returned for more, the initial skirmish had piqued his intrest.)
E: A peel of thunder / smoke pours from the gun barrel / I'm already gone.
(I could not let that go unanswered, so the cry went up "LAY ON!" ...so we did.)
Wolf:I go out to lunch/Waitress says they have no soup/ "Bitch, say what?" Backhand.
E: My rage is awesome / dinner rolls with no butter? / Flatwear, incoming.
Wolf: My sword drips with blood/when I come here, they die/battleground deathsong.
E: crash of waves heralds / Swift wind, the rain in sheets / I am like the storm.
Wolf: A knight, a bandit. / Two men of the sword engage, / Steel flashes through flesh.
E: The thief in the night / Burgler of affections / A rose, the lock pick.
Wolf: What is Manliness? / Lumberjack punching Santa. / Like a dumb lil' bitch.
E: In the ramen stall / Morning realization / Tokyo rainstorm.
(Agreed upon break for Work yes, for both combatants. The sturggle was resumed some time later, in the presence of a onlooker.)
E: When all the dead walk / I shall wait at the worlds end / Shotgun and cold beer.
Wolf: How many of them,/the warrior asks his brother/can we send to hell?
E: Word smith yoda is / speak backwards he often does / Shit himself.. mind trick?
Wolf: Oceanic Crime/The Jurors All cast their vote./Death to the Seamonkey
E: SAMUEL L. JACKSON / His name takes up the first line / for he is awesome.
(I thought that was his attack, but I was wrong, he had rolled a 20 on initiative, it was a double attack)
A JEDI HE IS / THIS HAIKU, A TWO PARTER / PWNSAUCE, I JUST MADE.
(note, the Yoda Speak.)
Wolf: Fucking Haliphax/Thinks he is so goddamn cool./BOOM headshot. Game over.
(Serenity Valley Baby. E is the Mal.)
E: Defeat tastes like sauce / pwnsauce infact, which tastes great / over wheat noodles.
(Or IS it?)
Wolf: Spartan, Pirate, Knight/Fun to pretend, like Haiku/DAMN OVEN TIMER!
(Small interlude, for the Bread.)
E: CARDBOARD SAMURAI / BLADE OF PAPER WILL OF STEEL / BAGUETTE NINJA DIES
Wolf:I murdered a man/He had a wife and two kids/I slept peacefully.
E: Grind the flint and flash/the cherry lights up the room/murder scene in five.
(I thought it was Said and done, but no. He returned for more, the initial skirmish had piqued his intrest.)
E: A peel of thunder / smoke pours from the gun barrel / I'm already gone.
(I could not let that go unanswered, so the cry went up "LAY ON!" ...so we did.)
Wolf:I go out to lunch/Waitress says they have no soup/ "Bitch, say what?" Backhand.
E: My rage is awesome / dinner rolls with no butter? / Flatwear, incoming.
Wolf: My sword drips with blood/when I come here, they die/battleground deathsong.
E: crash of waves heralds / Swift wind, the rain in sheets / I am like the storm.
Wolf: A knight, a bandit. / Two men of the sword engage, / Steel flashes through flesh.
E: The thief in the night / Burgler of affections / A rose, the lock pick.
Wolf: What is Manliness? / Lumberjack punching Santa. / Like a dumb lil' bitch.
E: In the ramen stall / Morning realization / Tokyo rainstorm.
(Agreed upon break for Work yes, for both combatants. The sturggle was resumed some time later, in the presence of a onlooker.)
E: When all the dead walk / I shall wait at the worlds end / Shotgun and cold beer.
Wolf: How many of them,/the warrior asks his brother/can we send to hell?
E: Word smith yoda is / speak backwards he often does / Shit himself.. mind trick?
Wolf: Oceanic Crime/The Jurors All cast their vote./Death to the Seamonkey
E: SAMUEL L. JACKSON / His name takes up the first line / for he is awesome.
(I thought that was his attack, but I was wrong, he had rolled a 20 on initiative, it was a double attack)
A JEDI HE IS / THIS HAIKU, A TWO PARTER / PWNSAUCE, I JUST MADE.
(note, the Yoda Speak.)
Wolf: Fucking Haliphax/Thinks he is so goddamn cool./BOOM headshot. Game over.
(Serenity Valley Baby. E is the Mal.)
E: Defeat tastes like sauce / pwnsauce infact, which tastes great / over wheat noodles.
(Or IS it?)
Wolf: Spartan, Pirate, Knight/Fun to pretend, like Haiku/DAMN OVEN TIMER!
(Small interlude, for the Bread.)
E: CARDBOARD SAMURAI / BLADE OF PAPER WILL OF STEEL / BAGUETTE NINJA DIES
A tank, a tank! My kingdom for a tank!
E: Didn't someone just try to over throw your government?
AF: Kinda. Someone TRIED to overthrow the president a couple of years ago. The guy was on trial for that, when he walked out of it and drove a tank into a five star hotel, and THEN went quietly when the (loyal) military came. This recent incident wasn't so much a coup attempt as an effin' tantrum.
E: IT'S NOT FAIR! ALL I DID WAS DRIVE A TANK INTO SOME STUFF WAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! THATS NOT FAIR! IT WAS MY TANK! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! WAAAAAAH!
Scoot: Too bad he didn't just go to Disneyland instead. Or get high. Then he'd forget he had a tank. Dumb ass.
AF: I think no boy/man of any kind would forget he had a tank.
PL: i want a tank : (
Li: Wow. And Americans think THEIR politics are bad. Ouch.
AF: Davey: A LAV perhaps? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAV_25 (sorry I couldn't resist :P)
PL: as badass as anything with wheels, armor, and machine guns might seem...
still...
TANK!
especially an M1A2 SEP w/ TUSK...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/OCPA-2005-03-09-165522.jpg
besides... you already made the LAV joke before ;)
AF: Yep, I did. But it's not so much a joke as a persisting fact. PS. That tank is badass.
Scoot: Actually LAV is not a tank. LAV is an APC. Attractive Parisian Chick.
E: See, I was going to say that. Armored Personnel Carrier, etc. But I'll be honest. If you're carrying any other personnel, we're going to have to have a talk.
Also, if you're armored? That's pretty fucking awesome. I don't have the cash to get myself a full Dragonskin vest, but 3 inch armor plating can't be too shabby.
AF: Kinda. Someone TRIED to overthrow the president a couple of years ago. The guy was on trial for that, when he walked out of it and drove a tank into a five star hotel, and THEN went quietly when the (loyal) military came. This recent incident wasn't so much a coup attempt as an effin' tantrum.
E: IT'S NOT FAIR! ALL I DID WAS DRIVE A TANK INTO SOME STUFF WAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! THATS NOT FAIR! IT WAS MY TANK! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! WAAAAAAH!
Scoot: Too bad he didn't just go to Disneyland instead. Or get high. Then he'd forget he had a tank. Dumb ass.
AF: I think no boy/man of any kind would forget he had a tank.
PL: i want a tank : (
Li: Wow. And Americans think THEIR politics are bad. Ouch.
AF: Davey: A LAV perhaps? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAV_25 (sorry I couldn't resist :P)
PL: as badass as anything with wheels, armor, and machine guns might seem...
still...
TANK!
especially an M1A2 SEP w/ TUSK...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/OCPA-2005-03-09-165522.jpg
besides... you already made the LAV joke before ;)
AF: Yep, I did. But it's not so much a joke as a persisting fact. PS. That tank is badass.
Scoot: Actually LAV is not a tank. LAV is an APC. Attractive Parisian Chick.
E: See, I was going to say that. Armored Personnel Carrier, etc. But I'll be honest. If you're carrying any other personnel, we're going to have to have a talk.
Also, if you're armored? That's pretty fucking awesome. I don't have the cash to get myself a full Dragonskin vest, but 3 inch armor plating can't be too shabby.
PS: You Smell
Li: Re: "Li debating very seriously whether she should just lie down and be a 'speed bump' so Senior Leprechaun and myself can flee south from the zombie horde."
Are you actually asserting that the possibility of a zombie invasion is a legit argument in favor of loose gun regulation? And that, by extension, I deserve to be zombie food because I disagree?
So naturally, I can assume that you sleep with a sharpened wooden stake under your pillow in the advent of a vampire attack, and that you have invested in a clip of sliver bullets to guard against werewolves, and that you have a well-oiled torch and a zippo lighter at the ready to fend off Frankenstein's monster. Because if you don't, you're asking for it.
Of course, even in the event you have thought that far ahead, I know that you're not prepared for an alien invasion, since you don't use Mac, which ID4 taught us is the only operating system compatible with extraterrestrial computer systems.
So I guess you're doomed to alien anal probes. You should have been better prepared.
E: AHEM, you have said on more than one drunken night that if zombies actually invaded you'd just lay down and accept your fate. As far as the argument of looser gun control? Fuck no. Gun control works as much as anything else. Criminals will always break the law, and Hillary is an idiot. Nowhere in there do I claim that the threat of zombies should loosen gun control laws.
However, our founding fathers gave us the right to bare arms and god damnit, I'mma get me some grizzly fuckin' arms or an AK, and considering I'd look mighty silly with bear arms, I'm just going to go for the rifle instead.
Also, zombies are a joke. Russia is not.
Scoot: Russia and China are just bidding their time waiting for the U.S. to burn out. Well, Russia is bidding their time. China is soaking up as much infrastructure as they can in the process.
E: Nevermind that Russia is supplying Iran with nuclear technology as well as weapons. Iran has made it very clear that they intend to pursue hostilities with both Israel. If they do this, Pakistan will follow. Israel is a US territory as far as the UN is concerned. America will come to Israel's aid as will Canada and most of the European union. When this happens, Russian will declare war on us, and likely North Korea will follow.
Sure, it's all ifs and buts, but I'd like to know that I'm well armed and protected of my own accord and not waiting for some military to come to my aid.
Took FEMA five fucking days to get water to New Orleans. How long will it take the governemnt to get me out of my apartment turned Russian barracks?
AF: At which point Russia and China each are going to try and burn the other out; China might just win because of sheer numbers.
Then Joss would be hailed as a mighty prophet and we'll all have to learn Chinese.
Li: First of all, the second amendment says nothing about private individuals owning firearms. It DOES say that a militia is a necessary element of a democracy, and that citizens should have the right to have an armed militia. And this is the interpretation affirmed by the Supreme Court. Read it again.
Secondly, I did NOT say I would lie down and get eaten. What I DID say was that I would probably wind up getting eaten anyway, because that's just the sort of shitty luck I'd have. Owning a shotgun wouldn't do me a lick of good, because I don't know how to use one, because I don't need to use one, because zombies are not going to invade.
And neither is Russia. What whacko neocon conspiracy blog have you been READING?
E: THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, SO EITHER YOU VOTE DOWN HILLARY OR YOU LEARN TO SPEAK COMMIE!
E: On a more serious and less hypothetical avenue of discussion, who's to say that I am not a part of my own militia? Even more so, how does one make a militia of the common man when the common man cannot arm himself?
As for the argument of never having to use it: So? People go into Bed Bath and Beyond and buy tons of shit they never use, why is it different than me owning a rifle? And what if I want to go hunting? I'd like to, at some point in my life, hunt a grizzly bear for the shit of it and eat it and make a nice giant fucking blanket or rug for myself.
Anyway, ridiculousness over.
Li: (Rebuttal:
1. Grizzly bears are a protected species and can't be hunted. That's our Nazi government for you.
2. Someone may never use their Bed Bath and Beyond electric foot washer, but to the best of my knowledge, electric foot washers are not a leading cause of death in this country.
3. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if YOU have a gun. I doubt you'd shoot me. However, there are a lot of people I DON'T want to have a gun under any circumstances. That doesn't mean I deserve to get eaten by zombie.
4. *pout*
End rebuttal)
E: < head >< HTML >< REBUTTAL TO REBUTTAL >
1. Fine. I'll tame one and ride him into battle.
2. Guns are not the leading cause of death in this country, cigarettes, McDonalds and stupidity are.
3. I'd never shoot you, and the people who I'd rather not have guns will have guns regardless of what the law says.
4. NO POUTING EVER IT'S ILLEGAL I DECLARE IT!!
5. I'd like to see stricter gun laws without the PROHIBITION of firearms beyond what it's already at. If I can still own a semi-automatic rifle or less, I'm fine. I can understand the current laws but even I think it's retarded that if you go through a gunshow you don't need a backround check or sometimes even paperwork. That's bullshit.
PPS. Zombie.. RUSSIANS. Yeah. Let that simmer for a minute.
E: I realize I forgot the first PS. Imagine it said "You smell."
Are you actually asserting that the possibility of a zombie invasion is a legit argument in favor of loose gun regulation? And that, by extension, I deserve to be zombie food because I disagree?
So naturally, I can assume that you sleep with a sharpened wooden stake under your pillow in the advent of a vampire attack, and that you have invested in a clip of sliver bullets to guard against werewolves, and that you have a well-oiled torch and a zippo lighter at the ready to fend off Frankenstein's monster. Because if you don't, you're asking for it.
Of course, even in the event you have thought that far ahead, I know that you're not prepared for an alien invasion, since you don't use Mac, which ID4 taught us is the only operating system compatible with extraterrestrial computer systems.
So I guess you're doomed to alien anal probes. You should have been better prepared.
E: AHEM, you have said on more than one drunken night that if zombies actually invaded you'd just lay down and accept your fate. As far as the argument of looser gun control? Fuck no. Gun control works as much as anything else. Criminals will always break the law, and Hillary is an idiot. Nowhere in there do I claim that the threat of zombies should loosen gun control laws.
However, our founding fathers gave us the right to bare arms and god damnit, I'mma get me some grizzly fuckin' arms or an AK, and considering I'd look mighty silly with bear arms, I'm just going to go for the rifle instead.
Also, zombies are a joke. Russia is not.
Scoot: Russia and China are just bidding their time waiting for the U.S. to burn out. Well, Russia is bidding their time. China is soaking up as much infrastructure as they can in the process.
E: Nevermind that Russia is supplying Iran with nuclear technology as well as weapons. Iran has made it very clear that they intend to pursue hostilities with both Israel. If they do this, Pakistan will follow. Israel is a US territory as far as the UN is concerned. America will come to Israel's aid as will Canada and most of the European union. When this happens, Russian will declare war on us, and likely North Korea will follow.
Sure, it's all ifs and buts, but I'd like to know that I'm well armed and protected of my own accord and not waiting for some military to come to my aid.
Took FEMA five fucking days to get water to New Orleans. How long will it take the governemnt to get me out of my apartment turned Russian barracks?
AF: At which point Russia and China each are going to try and burn the other out; China might just win because of sheer numbers.
Then Joss would be hailed as a mighty prophet and we'll all have to learn Chinese.
Li: First of all, the second amendment says nothing about private individuals owning firearms. It DOES say that a militia is a necessary element of a democracy, and that citizens should have the right to have an armed militia. And this is the interpretation affirmed by the Supreme Court. Read it again.
Secondly, I did NOT say I would lie down and get eaten. What I DID say was that I would probably wind up getting eaten anyway, because that's just the sort of shitty luck I'd have. Owning a shotgun wouldn't do me a lick of good, because I don't know how to use one, because I don't need to use one, because zombies are not going to invade.
And neither is Russia. What whacko neocon conspiracy blog have you been READING?
E: THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, SO EITHER YOU VOTE DOWN HILLARY OR YOU LEARN TO SPEAK COMMIE!
E: On a more serious and less hypothetical avenue of discussion, who's to say that I am not a part of my own militia? Even more so, how does one make a militia of the common man when the common man cannot arm himself?
As for the argument of never having to use it: So? People go into Bed Bath and Beyond and buy tons of shit they never use, why is it different than me owning a rifle? And what if I want to go hunting? I'd like to, at some point in my life, hunt a grizzly bear for the shit of it and eat it and make a nice giant fucking blanket or rug for myself.
Anyway, ridiculousness over.
Li: (Rebuttal:
1. Grizzly bears are a protected species and can't be hunted. That's our Nazi government for you.
2. Someone may never use their Bed Bath and Beyond electric foot washer, but to the best of my knowledge, electric foot washers are not a leading cause of death in this country.
3. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if YOU have a gun. I doubt you'd shoot me. However, there are a lot of people I DON'T want to have a gun under any circumstances. That doesn't mean I deserve to get eaten by zombie.
4. *pout*
End rebuttal)
E: < head >< HTML >< REBUTTAL TO REBUTTAL >
1. Fine. I'll tame one and ride him into battle.
2. Guns are not the leading cause of death in this country, cigarettes, McDonalds and stupidity are.
3. I'd never shoot you, and the people who I'd rather not have guns will have guns regardless of what the law says.
4. NO POUTING EVER IT'S ILLEGAL I DECLARE IT!!
5. I'd like to see stricter gun laws without the PROHIBITION of firearms beyond what it's already at. If I can still own a semi-automatic rifle or less, I'm fine. I can understand the current laws but even I think it's retarded that if you go through a gunshow you don't need a backround check or sometimes even paperwork. That's bullshit.
PPS. Zombie.. RUSSIANS. Yeah. Let that simmer for a minute.
E: I realize I forgot the first PS. Imagine it said "You smell."
Have you checked YOUR stats today?
PL: E... your new mafia name is "grandma."
that way i can sing "over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go" whenever i'm fleeing from a zombie infestation.
i think you'll be the nearest house i know with an AK, a CB, and a 44.
E: I haven't decided on the .44, the .357 or just going for a good ol' glock .45. Each has benefits, but the truth is with a revolver, you don't run out of ammo. The ability to load into the cylinder is a huge boon where as loading clips on the fly isn't going to work.
Then again, how many clips am I really going to need of .45 ACP?
Li: Is it sad that as I read this discussion of the finer points of handguns that I kept wondering if these guns need ** in the Strength attribute, or *** ?
E: No. It's not. Every time I look at potential firearms, I go towards glocks and EVERY time I say to myself: "Glocks come with a +1 and the 'exceptionally crafted' trait. If I add a laser sight to that, it's another +1."
that way i can sing "over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go" whenever i'm fleeing from a zombie infestation.
i think you'll be the nearest house i know with an AK, a CB, and a 44.
E: I haven't decided on the .44, the .357 or just going for a good ol' glock .45. Each has benefits, but the truth is with a revolver, you don't run out of ammo. The ability to load into the cylinder is a huge boon where as loading clips on the fly isn't going to work.
Then again, how many clips am I really going to need of .45 ACP?
Li: Is it sad that as I read this discussion of the finer points of handguns that I kept wondering if these guns need ** in the Strength attribute, or *** ?
E: No. It's not. Every time I look at potential firearms, I go towards glocks and EVERY time I say to myself: "Glocks come with a +1 and the 'exceptionally crafted' trait. If I add a laser sight to that, it's another +1."
PL: keep all choice phrases inside the envelope or wrapping paper until i move out.
thanks,
~ the management
E: Your -mom- is a choice phrase.
PL: we're irish. everything is a choice phrase to us.
AF: I knew there was a reason I loved the Irish.
Li: Your mom has a reason to love the Irish.
E: YOUR MOM IS THE LOVE OF THE IRISH, AND SHE SMELLS OF ELDERBERRY.
(The capslock adds +1 to win.)
Li: Your mom gave me +1 to win.
...ok. I officially made that not funny anymore.
AF: I don't know. I laughed :P
PL: Yo mama don't know... what she did with her panties!
Oh! SNAP!
I laughed. A fly buzzed. And I died in the arms of Emily Dickinson.
Yo mama was jealous.
Li: I think we just got "ENGLISH MAJOR'D!"
PL: the rarest form of insult... perhaps because no one but the art history major more than vaguely comprehends the lot of blathering idiots.
owned, with an O people... with a motherfucking o.
lol
Li: Just you wait. I'm going to come up with a physics-themed insult that will blow your mind, not that you'd understand it, you liberal-arts major lepton.
E: E = MC_SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oh. That's right. Theory of WTFPWNEDativity.
PL: not funny like haha... but funny like i told you so:
i'm taking a physics course right now... and we just watched a documentary on einstein, e=mc_stfu, and project manhattan.
AF: I guess that takes the physics themed insults out of the question. And programming themed insults.
We can come up with a Math themed insult. That's right. The sacred halls of Math are so obscure that not even the physicists or engineers would get it. I mean, can you believe that the Chair of Mechanical Engineering doesn't even know what a Klein bottle is?
Also, biology themed insults.
E: Your mom is a homeostasis, and your father has book lungs.
thanks,
~ the management
E: Your -mom- is a choice phrase.
PL: we're irish. everything is a choice phrase to us.
AF: I knew there was a reason I loved the Irish.
Li: Your mom has a reason to love the Irish.
E: YOUR MOM IS THE LOVE OF THE IRISH, AND SHE SMELLS OF ELDERBERRY.
(The capslock adds +1 to win.)
Li: Your mom gave me +1 to win.
...ok. I officially made that not funny anymore.
AF: I don't know. I laughed :P
PL: Yo mama don't know... what she did with her panties!
Oh! SNAP!
I laughed. A fly buzzed. And I died in the arms of Emily Dickinson.
Yo mama was jealous.
Li: I think we just got "ENGLISH MAJOR'D!"
PL: the rarest form of insult... perhaps because no one but the art history major more than vaguely comprehends the lot of blathering idiots.
owned, with an O people... with a motherfucking o.
lol
Li: Just you wait. I'm going to come up with a physics-themed insult that will blow your mind, not that you'd understand it, you liberal-arts major lepton.
E: E = MC_SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oh. That's right. Theory of WTFPWNEDativity.
PL: not funny like haha... but funny like i told you so:
i'm taking a physics course right now... and we just watched a documentary on einstein, e=mc_stfu, and project manhattan.
AF: I guess that takes the physics themed insults out of the question. And programming themed insults.
We can come up with a Math themed insult. That's right. The sacred halls of Math are so obscure that not even the physicists or engineers would get it. I mean, can you believe that the Chair of Mechanical Engineering doesn't even know what a Klein bottle is?
Also, biology themed insults.
E: Your mom is a homeostasis, and your father has book lungs.
Boobies!
AF: So I have amazingly hilarious friends here.
N, M and I were at Haagen Daazs (their Vanilla Caramel Fudge is made of win) when Niza related this story. Apparently, N and M were at a club when M grabbed N hand, pressed it to her (M's) chest, and said, "Doesn't that feel good???"
N was shocked out of her mind, needless to say. If any of you considered me prude, realise that both M and N's conservativeness put me to shame. And M's far from being bi/lesbian. She was just awed by how nice her boobs felt.
I would have been rolling on the floor if the floor wasn't actually pavement. (we were walking by then)
It didn't end there. M was getting a tad defensive by this time, and to prove her point, she poked my chest with her finger and said, "The top part here isn't really the boob anyway!"
*shakes head* The conversation went downhill from there.
N, M and I were at Haagen Daazs (their Vanilla Caramel Fudge is made of win) when Niza related this story. Apparently, N and M were at a club when M grabbed N hand, pressed it to her (M's) chest, and said, "Doesn't that feel good???"
N was shocked out of her mind, needless to say. If any of you considered me prude, realise that both M and N's conservativeness put me to shame. And M's far from being bi/lesbian. She was just awed by how nice her boobs felt.
I would have been rolling on the floor if the floor wasn't actually pavement. (we were walking by then)
It didn't end there. M was getting a tad defensive by this time, and to prove her point, she poked my chest with her finger and said, "The top part here isn't really the boob anyway!"
*shakes head* The conversation went downhill from there.
Christianity: Pwned!
AF: Also, I went to visit this temple yesterday. It's the golden temple of Vellore in Tamil Nadu. It lies at the center of a huge walkway in the shape of a 6-pointed star. The temple itself is incredibly intricate. It's an open temple (no walls). There are 38 carved columns made of gold, the bases of which are either stylized elephants or ducks. the ceiling has elaborate reliefs of Hindu mythological gods also in gold. It's lighted by a huge crystal chandelier in the shape of an inverted pyramid in the center and by circular chandeliers along the sides. As you walk to the altar, overhead you'll see a huge dome from which hangs another circular crystal chandelier. The temple is topped of with two intricately carved domes. We went at night so it was really well lighted, inside and out.
All this is in gold. Not gold leafed. Gold, through and through.
They didn't allow us to take cameras in or cellphones so I have no pictures.
E: That's fucking amazing. And here, in Virginia, we build church houses out of plywood still.
GO GO SUPERFAITH, GO!
Li: Agreed.
Hindu: 1
Christianity: 0
PL: in the words of clint eastwood, c/o Pale Rider, "nothing like a good piece of hickory..."
AF: Hinduism gets more than one actually. As far as I've heard, there are a total of 3 golden temples in India.
Li: Okey doke.
Hindu: 3
Christianity: 0
PL: Crusades! 18 of them (according to Wiki's count).
Hindu: 3
Christianity: -18
PL: Spanish Inquisition!
Hindu: 3
Christianity: Pwned for life. Thanks for playing! Please try again... maybe under an assumed identity that isn't Mormon.
Li: You can't count all 18 of them... only they ones they won.
PL: So losing is in their favor? The meek shall inherit the earth? Who came up with that bullshit?
E: I think it's safe to say that Christianity is Fail.
Li: I think the Children's crusade should count twice, for it is sucky with extra credit on the side.
All this is in gold. Not gold leafed. Gold, through and through.
They didn't allow us to take cameras in or cellphones so I have no pictures.
E: That's fucking amazing. And here, in Virginia, we build church houses out of plywood still.
GO GO SUPERFAITH, GO!
Li: Agreed.
Hindu: 1
Christianity: 0
PL: in the words of clint eastwood, c/o Pale Rider, "nothing like a good piece of hickory..."
AF: Hinduism gets more than one actually. As far as I've heard, there are a total of 3 golden temples in India.
Li: Okey doke.
Hindu: 3
Christianity: 0
PL: Crusades! 18 of them (according to Wiki's count).
Hindu: 3
Christianity: -18
PL: Spanish Inquisition!
Hindu: 3
Christianity: Pwned for life. Thanks for playing! Please try again... maybe under an assumed identity that isn't Mormon.
Li: You can't count all 18 of them... only they ones they won.
PL: So losing is in their favor? The meek shall inherit the earth? Who came up with that bullshit?
E: I think it's safe to say that Christianity is Fail.
Li: I think the Children's crusade should count twice, for it is sucky with extra credit on the side.
Be in Awe
AF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAV-25. That's right. That's me. I'm a big, effin' tank. I crush everything in my path. Be in awe of me.
E: Side note: Having immediately gone to see what my name translates to, she stumbled on this: http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/beowulfdown/tavspecs/rit/eric.htm
Yeah. That's right. I'm a fridge-sized, six armed battle robot!
WHEN WE COME TOGETHER, WE MAKE VOLTRON!
Be in awe, ladies and gentlemen.
Wolfie: So...uhm...the WOLF....Yeah.
Its a line of REALLY awesome...
uhm....
Ovens.
E: Side note: Having immediately gone to see what my name translates to, she stumbled on this: http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/beowulfdown/tavspecs/rit/eric.htm
Yeah. That's right. I'm a fridge-sized, six armed battle robot!
WHEN WE COME TOGETHER, WE MAKE VOLTRON!
Be in awe, ladies and gentlemen.
Wolfie: So...uhm...the WOLF....Yeah.
Its a line of REALLY awesome...
uhm....
Ovens.
We are seriously scary. Seriously.
Li:
Fear has a new name.
It's "Rocket SUPER RAPTORS!!!!!!!!!!!" (TM)
Death comes from above.
Fear has a new name.
It's "Rocket SUPER RAPTORS!!!!!!!!!!!" (TM)
Death comes from above.
A Moment of Silence for the Penguin That Died in the Making of This Blog...Not!
The Law of Conservation of Awesome states that:
1) Awesome can be neither created nor destroyed, only transported and transformed.
2) Therefore, when any action generates a field of awesome, that power must be siphoned from another source.
3) Therefore, every time Samuel L. Jackson makes a movie, a penguin must die.
4) Therefore, every time George W. Bush makes a speech, five penguins are spawned.
Conclusion: Penguins horde a cache of Awesome, perhaps our planet's most precious natural resource. They are the profiteers and price-gougers of the culture wars, and must be stopped at all cost. Spread the word. Penguins = Evil.
Learn More:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZmx0jml1jk
About the picture: "This is Pedro. He is a Major drug lord from Mexico. He is Lethal. DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM. He will shoot you. Have a nice day." -Wolfie
Copyright Li Madison
One, two, DRAW!
AF: Sorry about that. I had my alarm set for 2:00 AM, but apparently I suck
Gon: fail!
ML: Damn foreign clocks.
Li: Aww
It was my cellphone
ML: Damn foreign cellphones.
AF: Haha
Li: Damn foreign cellphones
AF: HAHA
Ed: Damn foreign cellphones
Li: Damn shitty internet and its shitty lag time
ML: *spins gun, blows off the smoke, stuffs back in holster*
Gon: fail!
ML: Damn foreign clocks.
Li: Aww
It was my cellphone
ML: Damn foreign cellphones.
AF: Haha
Li: Damn foreign cellphones
AF: HAHA
Ed: Damn foreign cellphones
Li: Damn shitty internet and its shitty lag time
ML: *spins gun, blows off the smoke, stuffs back in holster*
GPS FTW!
Li: But it's in Richmond
Li: So I'll have to leave very early
AF: Ah
Li: Luckily, Dad left me his GPS
Li: Just typed in the address.
AF: and?
Li: It still thinks it's in Las Vegas, because I haven't been outside with it.
AF: hahahahaha
Li: 2398 Miles
AF: HAHAHA
Li: Estimated time: 38:15
AF: Some drive you have ahead of you
Li: Uh Oh
Li: I think I'm going to be late!
Li: Noooooooo!
Li: So I'll have to leave very early
AF: Ah
Li: Luckily, Dad left me his GPS
Li: Just typed in the address.
AF: and?
Li: It still thinks it's in Las Vegas, because I haven't been outside with it.
AF: hahahahaha
Li: 2398 Miles
AF: HAHAHA
Li: Estimated time: 38:15
AF: Some drive you have ahead of you
Li: Uh Oh
Li: I think I'm going to be late!
Li: Noooooooo!
WE = I
Li: I've thought about the dying thing, and I've decided that I'm gonna pass on that.
AF: HAHA
AF: <3
AF: Honestly, the whole dying thing doesn't bother me.
AF: but i don't like being frail
AF: not that i'm TOO frail
Li: Nah.
Li: I like existing.
AF: You need to show other people how to do that
Li: I plan to continue exisitng for a very long time.
AF: People just don't appreciate being alive enough
AF: Well, if I figure out the solution to mortality, I'll be sure to send it your way
Li: That's because they really believe they'll be spending the next several billion years in Jesus' loving arms.
Li: And I'm like, what are you going to do after the first billion years?
Li: Wouldn't you get bored?
Li: I won't, of course.
Li: Because I'll have armies of laser robots.
AF: *ahem*
Li: But for Christians, hoping for Jesus to save them, I have to wonder.
AF: WE'LL have armies of laser robots
AF: have you forgotten our pact already?
Li: Sorry.
AF: :P
Li: You know what I meant.
AF: Sure, I did.
Li: We're already a hive mind.
AF: Hahaha
Li: I meant "we" and I said I.
AF: Makes sense
Li: When WE said "I", we should say.
AF: You're forgiven
Li: You mean, we're forgiven.
Li: Precious.
Li: *gollum* *gollum*
AF: <3
AF: Honestly, the whole dying thing doesn't bother me.
AF: but i don't like being frail
AF: not that i'm TOO frail
Li: Nah.
Li: I like existing.
AF: You need to show other people how to do that
Li: I plan to continue exisitng for a very long time.
AF: People just don't appreciate being alive enough
AF: Well, if I figure out the solution to mortality, I'll be sure to send it your way
Li: That's because they really believe they'll be spending the next several billion years in Jesus' loving arms.
Li: And I'm like, what are you going to do after the first billion years?
Li: Wouldn't you get bored?
Li: I won't, of course.
Li: Because I'll have armies of laser robots.
AF: *ahem*
Li: But for Christians, hoping for Jesus to save them, I have to wonder.
AF: WE'LL have armies of laser robots
AF: have you forgotten our pact already?
Li: Sorry.
AF: :P
Li: You know what I meant.
AF: Sure, I did.
Li: We're already a hive mind.
AF: Hahaha
Li: I meant "we" and I said I.
AF: Makes sense
Li: When WE said "I", we should say.
AF: You're forgiven
Li: You mean, we're forgiven.
Li: Precious.
Li: *gollum* *gollum*
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