Boobies!

AF: So I have amazingly hilarious friends here.

N, M and I were at Haagen Daazs (their Vanilla Caramel Fudge is made of win) when Niza related this story. Apparently, N and M were at a club when M grabbed N hand, pressed it to her (M's) chest, and said, "Doesn't that feel good???"

N was shocked out of her mind, needless to say. If any of you considered me prude, realise that both M and N's conservativeness put me to shame. And M's far from being bi/lesbian. She was just awed by how nice her boobs felt.

I would have been rolling on the floor if the floor wasn't actually pavement. (we were walking by then)

It didn't end there. M was getting a tad defensive by this time, and to prove her point, she poked my chest with her finger and said, "The top part here isn't really the boob anyway!"

*shakes head* The conversation went downhill from there.