Scoot: Li probably did it just messing around with us.
AF: I'll be sure to ask her
Scoot: She now controls the "satallite". Though I'd rather her than Google.
AF: I didn't know that Google had a military satellite
AF: Scary
AF: Google's looking to be our Blue Sun, eh?
Scoot: They sponsored the highest resolution spy satellite ever so they could have access to it for Google Maps.
AF: . . .
AF: freaky
Scoot: So far I've only been able to recreate that it's called GeoEye while searching on Google. It's such a high resolution it could tell what color your underwear is.
AF: . . .
AF: no shit?
Scoot: Google has a fucking sattelite.
Scoot: A spy one at that.
Scoot: They'll apparently won't put the higher res pics on the internet.
AF: obviously
Scoot: So the color underwear you have will only be known the them and the US government... and Li.
Scoot: That's it.
Scoot: Her evil plan is revealed.
Scoot: She wants to see your underwears from way over here.
AF: I'm too busy laughing to provide a witty comment
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Speaking the truth
Li: I didn't have that problem [with the polygraph], so I was in and out.
Li: The tester was delighted.
AF: Despite all your world-overtaking plans
AF: Impressive ;)
Li: Well, he was only interested in sabotage/espionage on the federal level.
Li: So anything on the county, state, or global level was cool with him.
AF: Awesome
Li: The tester was delighted.
AF: Despite all your world-overtaking plans
AF: Impressive ;)
Li: Well, he was only interested in sabotage/espionage on the federal level.
Li: So anything on the county, state, or global level was cool with him.
AF: Awesome
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Ponies, Plastic Rockets and Clones.
AF: I was just going through chat logs, and I saw this: E: No matter what Li says, I totally love you more than a pony and a plastic rocket.
I wonder why I never got it at the time you sent it. Anyway, I'm curious. What did Li say?
E: hahaha
I don't remember. It had something to do with you popping out of a cake.
AF: oh!
haha
E: And me going "But it's not a pony and a rocket ship."
OH
I asked what she got me for my birthday.
AF: and she said cake?
E: She said you.
Coming out of a cake.
Nekkid.
words would not accurately describe my happiness.
AF: haha
Oh god
I am totally ignorant of this
totally
maybe she had a clone me
:P
I wonder why I never got it at the time you sent it. Anyway, I'm curious. What did Li say?
E: hahaha
I don't remember. It had something to do with you popping out of a cake.
AF: oh!
haha
E: And me going "But it's not a pony and a rocket ship."
OH
I asked what she got me for my birthday.
AF: and she said cake?
E: She said you.
Coming out of a cake.
Nekkid.
words would not accurately describe my happiness.
AF: haha
Oh god
I am totally ignorant of this
totally
maybe she had a clone me
:P
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Welcome to HAIKUUUUUU BATERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
(The First Volley)
Wolf:I murdered a man/He had a wife and two kids/I slept peacefully.
E: Grind the flint and flash/the cherry lights up the room/murder scene in five.
(I thought it was Said and done, but no. He returned for more, the initial skirmish had piqued his intrest.)
E: A peel of thunder / smoke pours from the gun barrel / I'm already gone.
(I could not let that go unanswered, so the cry went up "LAY ON!" ...so we did.)
Wolf:I go out to lunch/Waitress says they have no soup/ "Bitch, say what?" Backhand.
E: My rage is awesome / dinner rolls with no butter? / Flatwear, incoming.
Wolf: My sword drips with blood/when I come here, they die/battleground deathsong.
E: crash of waves heralds / Swift wind, the rain in sheets / I am like the storm.
Wolf: A knight, a bandit. / Two men of the sword engage, / Steel flashes through flesh.
E: The thief in the night / Burgler of affections / A rose, the lock pick.
Wolf: What is Manliness? / Lumberjack punching Santa. / Like a dumb lil' bitch.
E: In the ramen stall / Morning realization / Tokyo rainstorm.
(Agreed upon break for Work yes, for both combatants. The sturggle was resumed some time later, in the presence of a onlooker.)
E: When all the dead walk / I shall wait at the worlds end / Shotgun and cold beer.
Wolf: How many of them,/the warrior asks his brother/can we send to hell?
E: Word smith yoda is / speak backwards he often does / Shit himself.. mind trick?
Wolf: Oceanic Crime/The Jurors All cast their vote./Death to the Seamonkey
E: SAMUEL L. JACKSON / His name takes up the first line / for he is awesome.
(I thought that was his attack, but I was wrong, he had rolled a 20 on initiative, it was a double attack)
A JEDI HE IS / THIS HAIKU, A TWO PARTER / PWNSAUCE, I JUST MADE.
(note, the Yoda Speak.)
Wolf: Fucking Haliphax/Thinks he is so goddamn cool./BOOM headshot. Game over.
(Serenity Valley Baby. E is the Mal.)
E: Defeat tastes like sauce / pwnsauce infact, which tastes great / over wheat noodles.
(Or IS it?)
Wolf: Spartan, Pirate, Knight/Fun to pretend, like Haiku/DAMN OVEN TIMER!
(Small interlude, for the Bread.)
E: CARDBOARD SAMURAI / BLADE OF PAPER WILL OF STEEL / BAGUETTE NINJA DIES
Wolf:I murdered a man/He had a wife and two kids/I slept peacefully.
E: Grind the flint and flash/the cherry lights up the room/murder scene in five.
(I thought it was Said and done, but no. He returned for more, the initial skirmish had piqued his intrest.)
E: A peel of thunder / smoke pours from the gun barrel / I'm already gone.
(I could not let that go unanswered, so the cry went up "LAY ON!" ...so we did.)
Wolf:I go out to lunch/Waitress says they have no soup/ "Bitch, say what?" Backhand.
E: My rage is awesome / dinner rolls with no butter? / Flatwear, incoming.
Wolf: My sword drips with blood/when I come here, they die/battleground deathsong.
E: crash of waves heralds / Swift wind, the rain in sheets / I am like the storm.
Wolf: A knight, a bandit. / Two men of the sword engage, / Steel flashes through flesh.
E: The thief in the night / Burgler of affections / A rose, the lock pick.
Wolf: What is Manliness? / Lumberjack punching Santa. / Like a dumb lil' bitch.
E: In the ramen stall / Morning realization / Tokyo rainstorm.
(Agreed upon break for Work yes, for both combatants. The sturggle was resumed some time later, in the presence of a onlooker.)
E: When all the dead walk / I shall wait at the worlds end / Shotgun and cold beer.
Wolf: How many of them,/the warrior asks his brother/can we send to hell?
E: Word smith yoda is / speak backwards he often does / Shit himself.. mind trick?
Wolf: Oceanic Crime/The Jurors All cast their vote./Death to the Seamonkey
E: SAMUEL L. JACKSON / His name takes up the first line / for he is awesome.
(I thought that was his attack, but I was wrong, he had rolled a 20 on initiative, it was a double attack)
A JEDI HE IS / THIS HAIKU, A TWO PARTER / PWNSAUCE, I JUST MADE.
(note, the Yoda Speak.)
Wolf: Fucking Haliphax/Thinks he is so goddamn cool./BOOM headshot. Game over.
(Serenity Valley Baby. E is the Mal.)
E: Defeat tastes like sauce / pwnsauce infact, which tastes great / over wheat noodles.
(Or IS it?)
Wolf: Spartan, Pirate, Knight/Fun to pretend, like Haiku/DAMN OVEN TIMER!
(Small interlude, for the Bread.)
E: CARDBOARD SAMURAI / BLADE OF PAPER WILL OF STEEL / BAGUETTE NINJA DIES
A tank, a tank! My kingdom for a tank!
E: Didn't someone just try to over throw your government?
AF: Kinda. Someone TRIED to overthrow the president a couple of years ago. The guy was on trial for that, when he walked out of it and drove a tank into a five star hotel, and THEN went quietly when the (loyal) military came. This recent incident wasn't so much a coup attempt as an effin' tantrum.
E: IT'S NOT FAIR! ALL I DID WAS DRIVE A TANK INTO SOME STUFF WAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! THATS NOT FAIR! IT WAS MY TANK! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! WAAAAAAH!
Scoot: Too bad he didn't just go to Disneyland instead. Or get high. Then he'd forget he had a tank. Dumb ass.
AF: I think no boy/man of any kind would forget he had a tank.
PL: i want a tank : (
Li: Wow. And Americans think THEIR politics are bad. Ouch.
AF: Davey: A LAV perhaps? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAV_25 (sorry I couldn't resist :P)
PL: as badass as anything with wheels, armor, and machine guns might seem...
still...
TANK!
especially an M1A2 SEP w/ TUSK...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/OCPA-2005-03-09-165522.jpg
besides... you already made the LAV joke before ;)
AF: Yep, I did. But it's not so much a joke as a persisting fact. PS. That tank is badass.
Scoot: Actually LAV is not a tank. LAV is an APC. Attractive Parisian Chick.
E: See, I was going to say that. Armored Personnel Carrier, etc. But I'll be honest. If you're carrying any other personnel, we're going to have to have a talk.
Also, if you're armored? That's pretty fucking awesome. I don't have the cash to get myself a full Dragonskin vest, but 3 inch armor plating can't be too shabby.
AF: Kinda. Someone TRIED to overthrow the president a couple of years ago. The guy was on trial for that, when he walked out of it and drove a tank into a five star hotel, and THEN went quietly when the (loyal) military came. This recent incident wasn't so much a coup attempt as an effin' tantrum.
E: IT'S NOT FAIR! ALL I DID WAS DRIVE A TANK INTO SOME STUFF WAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! THATS NOT FAIR! IT WAS MY TANK! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! WAAAAAAH!
Scoot: Too bad he didn't just go to Disneyland instead. Or get high. Then he'd forget he had a tank. Dumb ass.
AF: I think no boy/man of any kind would forget he had a tank.
PL: i want a tank : (
Li: Wow. And Americans think THEIR politics are bad. Ouch.
AF: Davey: A LAV perhaps? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAV_25 (sorry I couldn't resist :P)
PL: as badass as anything with wheels, armor, and machine guns might seem...
still...
TANK!
especially an M1A2 SEP w/ TUSK...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/OCPA-2005-03-09-165522.jpg
besides... you already made the LAV joke before ;)
AF: Yep, I did. But it's not so much a joke as a persisting fact. PS. That tank is badass.
Scoot: Actually LAV is not a tank. LAV is an APC. Attractive Parisian Chick.
E: See, I was going to say that. Armored Personnel Carrier, etc. But I'll be honest. If you're carrying any other personnel, we're going to have to have a talk.
Also, if you're armored? That's pretty fucking awesome. I don't have the cash to get myself a full Dragonskin vest, but 3 inch armor plating can't be too shabby.
PS: You Smell
Li: Re: "Li debating very seriously whether she should just lie down and be a 'speed bump' so Senior Leprechaun and myself can flee south from the zombie horde."
Are you actually asserting that the possibility of a zombie invasion is a legit argument in favor of loose gun regulation? And that, by extension, I deserve to be zombie food because I disagree?
So naturally, I can assume that you sleep with a sharpened wooden stake under your pillow in the advent of a vampire attack, and that you have invested in a clip of sliver bullets to guard against werewolves, and that you have a well-oiled torch and a zippo lighter at the ready to fend off Frankenstein's monster. Because if you don't, you're asking for it.
Of course, even in the event you have thought that far ahead, I know that you're not prepared for an alien invasion, since you don't use Mac, which ID4 taught us is the only operating system compatible with extraterrestrial computer systems.
So I guess you're doomed to alien anal probes. You should have been better prepared.
E: AHEM, you have said on more than one drunken night that if zombies actually invaded you'd just lay down and accept your fate. As far as the argument of looser gun control? Fuck no. Gun control works as much as anything else. Criminals will always break the law, and Hillary is an idiot. Nowhere in there do I claim that the threat of zombies should loosen gun control laws.
However, our founding fathers gave us the right to bare arms and god damnit, I'mma get me some grizzly fuckin' arms or an AK, and considering I'd look mighty silly with bear arms, I'm just going to go for the rifle instead.
Also, zombies are a joke. Russia is not.
Scoot: Russia and China are just bidding their time waiting for the U.S. to burn out. Well, Russia is bidding their time. China is soaking up as much infrastructure as they can in the process.
E: Nevermind that Russia is supplying Iran with nuclear technology as well as weapons. Iran has made it very clear that they intend to pursue hostilities with both Israel. If they do this, Pakistan will follow. Israel is a US territory as far as the UN is concerned. America will come to Israel's aid as will Canada and most of the European union. When this happens, Russian will declare war on us, and likely North Korea will follow.
Sure, it's all ifs and buts, but I'd like to know that I'm well armed and protected of my own accord and not waiting for some military to come to my aid.
Took FEMA five fucking days to get water to New Orleans. How long will it take the governemnt to get me out of my apartment turned Russian barracks?
AF: At which point Russia and China each are going to try and burn the other out; China might just win because of sheer numbers.
Then Joss would be hailed as a mighty prophet and we'll all have to learn Chinese.
Li: First of all, the second amendment says nothing about private individuals owning firearms. It DOES say that a militia is a necessary element of a democracy, and that citizens should have the right to have an armed militia. And this is the interpretation affirmed by the Supreme Court. Read it again.
Secondly, I did NOT say I would lie down and get eaten. What I DID say was that I would probably wind up getting eaten anyway, because that's just the sort of shitty luck I'd have. Owning a shotgun wouldn't do me a lick of good, because I don't know how to use one, because I don't need to use one, because zombies are not going to invade.
And neither is Russia. What whacko neocon conspiracy blog have you been READING?
E: THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, SO EITHER YOU VOTE DOWN HILLARY OR YOU LEARN TO SPEAK COMMIE!
E: On a more serious and less hypothetical avenue of discussion, who's to say that I am not a part of my own militia? Even more so, how does one make a militia of the common man when the common man cannot arm himself?
As for the argument of never having to use it: So? People go into Bed Bath and Beyond and buy tons of shit they never use, why is it different than me owning a rifle? And what if I want to go hunting? I'd like to, at some point in my life, hunt a grizzly bear for the shit of it and eat it and make a nice giant fucking blanket or rug for myself.
Anyway, ridiculousness over.
Li: (Rebuttal:
1. Grizzly bears are a protected species and can't be hunted. That's our Nazi government for you.
2. Someone may never use their Bed Bath and Beyond electric foot washer, but to the best of my knowledge, electric foot washers are not a leading cause of death in this country.
3. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if YOU have a gun. I doubt you'd shoot me. However, there are a lot of people I DON'T want to have a gun under any circumstances. That doesn't mean I deserve to get eaten by zombie.
4. *pout*
End rebuttal)
E: < head >< HTML >< REBUTTAL TO REBUTTAL >
1. Fine. I'll tame one and ride him into battle.
2. Guns are not the leading cause of death in this country, cigarettes, McDonalds and stupidity are.
3. I'd never shoot you, and the people who I'd rather not have guns will have guns regardless of what the law says.
4. NO POUTING EVER IT'S ILLEGAL I DECLARE IT!!
5. I'd like to see stricter gun laws without the PROHIBITION of firearms beyond what it's already at. If I can still own a semi-automatic rifle or less, I'm fine. I can understand the current laws but even I think it's retarded that if you go through a gunshow you don't need a backround check or sometimes even paperwork. That's bullshit.
PPS. Zombie.. RUSSIANS. Yeah. Let that simmer for a minute.
E: I realize I forgot the first PS. Imagine it said "You smell."
Are you actually asserting that the possibility of a zombie invasion is a legit argument in favor of loose gun regulation? And that, by extension, I deserve to be zombie food because I disagree?
So naturally, I can assume that you sleep with a sharpened wooden stake under your pillow in the advent of a vampire attack, and that you have invested in a clip of sliver bullets to guard against werewolves, and that you have a well-oiled torch and a zippo lighter at the ready to fend off Frankenstein's monster. Because if you don't, you're asking for it.
Of course, even in the event you have thought that far ahead, I know that you're not prepared for an alien invasion, since you don't use Mac, which ID4 taught us is the only operating system compatible with extraterrestrial computer systems.
So I guess you're doomed to alien anal probes. You should have been better prepared.
E: AHEM, you have said on more than one drunken night that if zombies actually invaded you'd just lay down and accept your fate. As far as the argument of looser gun control? Fuck no. Gun control works as much as anything else. Criminals will always break the law, and Hillary is an idiot. Nowhere in there do I claim that the threat of zombies should loosen gun control laws.
However, our founding fathers gave us the right to bare arms and god damnit, I'mma get me some grizzly fuckin' arms or an AK, and considering I'd look mighty silly with bear arms, I'm just going to go for the rifle instead.
Also, zombies are a joke. Russia is not.
Scoot: Russia and China are just bidding their time waiting for the U.S. to burn out. Well, Russia is bidding their time. China is soaking up as much infrastructure as they can in the process.
E: Nevermind that Russia is supplying Iran with nuclear technology as well as weapons. Iran has made it very clear that they intend to pursue hostilities with both Israel. If they do this, Pakistan will follow. Israel is a US territory as far as the UN is concerned. America will come to Israel's aid as will Canada and most of the European union. When this happens, Russian will declare war on us, and likely North Korea will follow.
Sure, it's all ifs and buts, but I'd like to know that I'm well armed and protected of my own accord and not waiting for some military to come to my aid.
Took FEMA five fucking days to get water to New Orleans. How long will it take the governemnt to get me out of my apartment turned Russian barracks?
AF: At which point Russia and China each are going to try and burn the other out; China might just win because of sheer numbers.
Then Joss would be hailed as a mighty prophet and we'll all have to learn Chinese.
Li: First of all, the second amendment says nothing about private individuals owning firearms. It DOES say that a militia is a necessary element of a democracy, and that citizens should have the right to have an armed militia. And this is the interpretation affirmed by the Supreme Court. Read it again.
Secondly, I did NOT say I would lie down and get eaten. What I DID say was that I would probably wind up getting eaten anyway, because that's just the sort of shitty luck I'd have. Owning a shotgun wouldn't do me a lick of good, because I don't know how to use one, because I don't need to use one, because zombies are not going to invade.
And neither is Russia. What whacko neocon conspiracy blog have you been READING?
E: THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, SO EITHER YOU VOTE DOWN HILLARY OR YOU LEARN TO SPEAK COMMIE!
E: On a more serious and less hypothetical avenue of discussion, who's to say that I am not a part of my own militia? Even more so, how does one make a militia of the common man when the common man cannot arm himself?
As for the argument of never having to use it: So? People go into Bed Bath and Beyond and buy tons of shit they never use, why is it different than me owning a rifle? And what if I want to go hunting? I'd like to, at some point in my life, hunt a grizzly bear for the shit of it and eat it and make a nice giant fucking blanket or rug for myself.
Anyway, ridiculousness over.
Li: (Rebuttal:
1. Grizzly bears are a protected species and can't be hunted. That's our Nazi government for you.
2. Someone may never use their Bed Bath and Beyond electric foot washer, but to the best of my knowledge, electric foot washers are not a leading cause of death in this country.
3. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if YOU have a gun. I doubt you'd shoot me. However, there are a lot of people I DON'T want to have a gun under any circumstances. That doesn't mean I deserve to get eaten by zombie.
4. *pout*
End rebuttal)
E: < head >< HTML >< REBUTTAL TO REBUTTAL >
1. Fine. I'll tame one and ride him into battle.
2. Guns are not the leading cause of death in this country, cigarettes, McDonalds and stupidity are.
3. I'd never shoot you, and the people who I'd rather not have guns will have guns regardless of what the law says.
4. NO POUTING EVER IT'S ILLEGAL I DECLARE IT!!
5. I'd like to see stricter gun laws without the PROHIBITION of firearms beyond what it's already at. If I can still own a semi-automatic rifle or less, I'm fine. I can understand the current laws but even I think it's retarded that if you go through a gunshow you don't need a backround check or sometimes even paperwork. That's bullshit.
PPS. Zombie.. RUSSIANS. Yeah. Let that simmer for a minute.
E: I realize I forgot the first PS. Imagine it said "You smell."
Have you checked YOUR stats today?
PL: E... your new mafia name is "grandma."
that way i can sing "over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go" whenever i'm fleeing from a zombie infestation.
i think you'll be the nearest house i know with an AK, a CB, and a 44.
E: I haven't decided on the .44, the .357 or just going for a good ol' glock .45. Each has benefits, but the truth is with a revolver, you don't run out of ammo. The ability to load into the cylinder is a huge boon where as loading clips on the fly isn't going to work.
Then again, how many clips am I really going to need of .45 ACP?
Li: Is it sad that as I read this discussion of the finer points of handguns that I kept wondering if these guns need ** in the Strength attribute, or *** ?
E: No. It's not. Every time I look at potential firearms, I go towards glocks and EVERY time I say to myself: "Glocks come with a +1 and the 'exceptionally crafted' trait. If I add a laser sight to that, it's another +1."
that way i can sing "over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go" whenever i'm fleeing from a zombie infestation.
i think you'll be the nearest house i know with an AK, a CB, and a 44.
E: I haven't decided on the .44, the .357 or just going for a good ol' glock .45. Each has benefits, but the truth is with a revolver, you don't run out of ammo. The ability to load into the cylinder is a huge boon where as loading clips on the fly isn't going to work.
Then again, how many clips am I really going to need of .45 ACP?
Li: Is it sad that as I read this discussion of the finer points of handguns that I kept wondering if these guns need ** in the Strength attribute, or *** ?
E: No. It's not. Every time I look at potential firearms, I go towards glocks and EVERY time I say to myself: "Glocks come with a +1 and the 'exceptionally crafted' trait. If I add a laser sight to that, it's another +1."
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