Li's Evil Plan

Scoot: Li probably did it just messing around with us.
AF: I'll be sure to ask her
Scoot: She now controls the "satallite". Though I'd rather her than Google.
AF: I didn't know that Google had a military satellite
AF: Scary
AF: Google's looking to be our Blue Sun, eh?
Scoot: They sponsored the highest resolution spy satellite ever so they could have access to it for Google Maps.
AF: . . .
AF: freaky
Scoot: So far I've only been able to recreate that it's called GeoEye while searching on Google. It's such a high resolution it could tell what color your underwear is.
AF: . . .
AF: no shit?
Scoot: Google has a fucking sattelite.
Scoot: A spy one at that.
Scoot: They'll apparently won't put the higher res pics on the internet.
AF: obviously
Scoot: So the color underwear you have will only be known the them and the US government... and Li.
Scoot: That's it.
Scoot: Her evil plan is revealed.
Scoot: She wants to see your underwears from way over here.
AF: I'm too busy laughing to provide a witty comment